pavloving:

if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go

I can take you places you ain’t never been before

(Source: deadcops, via vic-pierced-my-veil)

  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD, WHAT IS AIR?
  • Me: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL, OH MY GOD
  • Me: FORGET THAT! JESUS, TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no, I am not.

basically me at school everyday

  • me: i hate all of you
  • me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
  • me: holy fuck walk faster
  • me: get smarter idiot
  • me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
  • me: can I go home now?